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Good idea:
Taking the pizza out of the oven before it burns
Bad idea:
Trying to take it out with your bare hands


In other news, ouch.


In other other news, I'm pretty sure my parents just went off to try and get my aunt arrested. Eh, she had it coming.
Her and her drug traffickin' husband. Geeze.
  • Reading: Wicked (again, couldn't finish it last time)
  • Watching: BECAUSE WICKED IS A TERRIBLE BOOK
  • Playing: SERIOUS, THIS STUFF IS VILE
  • Eating: ugggghhh looks like I'll have to try again
  • Drinking: another time, I quit.
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Isjungfrun Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
Pussy >= |
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
How bout you try'n take out a pizza with no gloves on, then we'll see who's so smart.

I MEAN just because I'm not masochistic and crazy in the head, doesn't mean I can't take a little pain. In fact, I am proud of my pain sensing facilities because they are all that is keeping me from an amputated foot. LITERATURE IS AVAILABLE ON SENSATION DEADENING AND ITS LINK TO GANGRENE FOR FURTHER EXPLORATION?
Jusssstttt kidding.

But not about the gangrene part. Diabetes specialists will tell you, man.
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Isjungfrun Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
skhmljfdhisascasc
Even with 'just kidding' I'm scared you're mad at me now
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;~;
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
Oh, no no no no! I'm sorry, I guess it's hard to translate tone over the internet.
I was kidding, really. JUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDINGGGGG


JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU EVER LOSE SENSATION IN ANY OF YOUR EXTREMETIES BE SURE TO CHECK THEM FOR INJURY JUST IN CASE YOU GET A FESTERING SORE THAT SPELLS THE LIMB'S DOOM
(I used to work at a hospital as a clerk, you hear some sick stuff)
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Isjungfrun Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
LIES LIES LIES YOU HAAAAAAATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;~;

Actually my right knee keeps hurting a lot and my legs have been going numb recently. ARG AM I GOING TO DIE?
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:iconkundagi:
Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
I LOVE EVERYONE

EVERYONE




NO, I BELIEVE THAT WOULD BE WHAT WE CALL IN THE BUSINESS A 'BUM KNEE'

From what I remember, (which is not much, admittedly!) the kind of nerve death I'm thinking 'bout occurs easiest in feet and hands because of poor circulation 'round those parts. Especially with diabetic people having thicker blood or something, because of the excess glucose? BLOOD VESSELS EXPLODE THEN SHIT HAPPENS? I think the reason why there can be vision loss is similar, 'cept it's the blood vessels in the eyes get that damaged from the blood pressure building up then SHIT ONCES AGAIN HAPPENS? I think it's called glaucoma?

WHATEVER, I'm missinformation girl today. Ignore me.
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Isjungfrun Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2008
NO THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE. I was paranoid I was diabetic, but I went for a blood test and they never told me if I was or not. So who knows ;~; I can only assume I'm not. But aaaaaaaah, as long as it's not a case of "HAH WE'RE CUTTING OFF YOUR LEGS K" then I'm fine :3
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BunnySmut Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
better watch out or the po-po will come for you too, homie G.

btw, I need your advice on my latest journal entry since you are all smart and whatnot. but if it's tl;dr which it is, dont worry about it, but I need to brainstorm D:
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
I ain't never touched the vile stuff, mon ami.

I haven't been on LJ in forever and a fortnight, but I'll take a looksee in the morning when I'm not so dead in the brains.
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AurumEstPotestas Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
yeah man, that drug trafficking will get you busted...sometimes.

sorry about the pizza burns.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
Sometimes! And isn't that just the definition of the American dream for you? Makes a person proud.
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Natskido Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
toasting hands and drug dealing aunties?
you've got your hands full!
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DirtyPiGGuin17 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
DA DOOM CHHHH!!!1
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xandrei Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
MAN ANIMANIACS. It's been a while.

Also, I feel the anger. I FEEL IT IN WAVES.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
They should really release some DVDs or something.


IT IS TRUE, I AM AN ANGRY LAD
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Engelen Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Student Filmographer
D: D: D:
I'm sorry you suffered a similar pain to Prince Zuko's ; ^;

what is it with drug dealers these days?
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
The pizza taught me a permanent lesson... ON MY FACE.
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Engelen Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Student Filmographer
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

the mental image of Zuko getting slapped with a pizza is so great XD
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
and by face I mean hand and by permanent I mean it kind of hurt for a while
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Rhinocio Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Good idea: Skiing in the winter.
Bad idea: Skiing in the summer."

That's the only one I've ever remembered.

Umm, love? Bare hands and ovens don't mix. I still have a burn on the back of my hand from one.
Though you probably know that now. I'll shut up.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Life's little lessons, eh?
Don't ski where skiing's bad
Don't kill children
Use oven mitts when sticking hands in ovens


Well! You live, you learn.
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Rhinocio Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's right. ^^
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rainyday Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Animaniacs reference -and- Wicked-hating in the same post? Whhoaa get out of my head!

Not sure how to respond to the drug-trafficking relatives.. but, good luck with that?
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
DUDE, IT'S LIKE MAYBE WE'RE TWINS.

Well, if it makes you feel better that's the least of any hypothetical crimes they're committing?
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mikerothevagrant Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
ouch
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:iconkundagi:
Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
You're telling me
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mikerothevagrant Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
i know how it feels like to burn your hands, not only it hurts, it itches for a long time and if you scratch it, you end up opening more wounds.... it sucks
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winger Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
ow sorry bout the pizza ....and ya aunt sorry man
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
It was still delicious, though. Which I believe is the most important thing.
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winger Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
lol yea well it good/bad that ya didn't use a oven mit

Good because the mit would mess up the cheese and get dirty with the cheese too
bad ya hurt ya hand
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meikahidenori Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
even if you use kitchen mitts, make sure they are not thin. i burned my hands at work due to thin oven mitts. and that's only the start of your problems when on ovens in a bakery.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Ow. Plus I imagine it gives you a false sense of security? The feeling of invincibility from a dependable-looking pair'o mitts? And then, as easily as the mitts giveth, the mitts taketh away.

Is another one of the problems smelling really good all the time? Because I imagine that'd get you into some sticky situations with the ladies. And fellows, should tastes run that way.
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meikahidenori Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
if you think smelling of yeast is attractive...
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DirtyPiGGuin17 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
My sister does that kind of crap all the time. she's, in fact the main reason I'm constantly concerned for the safety of my family.
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DirtyPiGGuin17 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
...drug trafficking that is.

unless this can be used as court evidence, then I totally mean improper kitchen safety or whatevs.

also she told me Wicked has a terrible ending.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Man, that's ten piles of suck, on both accounts. Though maybe she's smarter than anyone knows with the Wicked thing.

But the main reason we're on my aunt's case is for elder endangerment. She has a bad cause of the cold heartless bitches, and she's exploiting the woman who adopted her like it ain't no thing lately. Enabling a woman who just finished some harsh chemotherapy to miss multiple doctors visits, including psych visits because she's on the verge of just giving up, but always getting her to the lawyers so they can talk inheritance. Plus her daughter extorted over twenty thousand dollars from my grandma in the final stages of chemo in just one month. She can barely afford treatment as it is. That entire branch of the family is a bunch of unfeeling lumps of trash. It's funny, the only one staying out of this is my oldest cousin is a guy who is constantly in and out of jail, or playing girls. I guess he reformed himself after working at a ranch, or has more sense then that or something.
Sorry to jabber at you, but CAN YOU FEEL MY ANGER AT THIS SITUATION? 'CAUSE IT'S THERE.
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DirtyPiGGuin17 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
holy crap, I can totally feel your anger! I'd be angry too! shooooot. it makes me sick how much old people get abused these days, just because they're old.
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Kittyjimjams Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Worse idea - trying to eat it while it's still too hot and walking around with a huge red nuclear-cheese blister on your chin for a week.

Yes, I did that. I hope your hands are better soon.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Did that in middle school once, had a blister the size of my chin. WHY DO WE CONTINUE TO EAT THAT WHAT HURTS US SO? Is it because it is absolutely delicious and now I'm hungry again? Perhaps yes, perhaps no. We may never know for sure.

I managed to pull away before anything drastic happened, but it still hurt like a little bitter old man.
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OhSadface Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Get some oven mits ya nut D:
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
WELL, I KNOW THAT NOW.
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Kozaima Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2008
o-O ow
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
I concur with your assessment of the situation full heartedly!
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