Tegaki E-lephant in the room

That is the weakest Tegaki-E pun yet
It is my linguistic masterpiece

First, some sensitive and thematically appropriate lyrics (real artists use other people's lyrics instead of their own words as this lends credibility):
I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
-House of Pain, Jump Around



Not a lot of actual pictures, but a lot of spam comments this time to show you guys what a classy lady I am. Some of these are super old, like the portrait of *muura
Jet's plan is to die of lung cancer long before the KGB can get to him for stealing everyone's mascara ration

My Tegaki-E is here, go bother me on it, we will have a wonderful time