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Tegaki E-lephant in the room by Kundagi Tegaki E-lephant in the room by Kundagi
That is the weakest Tegaki-E pun yet
It is my linguistic masterpiece

First, some sensitive and thematically appropriate lyrics (real artists use other people's lyrics instead of their own words as this lends credibility):
I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
-House of Pain, Jump Around



Not a lot of actual pictures, but a lot of spam comments this time to show you guys what a classy lady I am. Some of these are super old, like the portrait of *muura
Jet's plan is to die of lung cancer long before the KGB can get to him for stealing everyone's mascara ration

My Tegaki-E is here, go bother me on it, we will have a wonderful time
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:iconfaerie-chan:
faerie-chan Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009
Those Professor Layton doodles are gold and they make me wanna work with them on something. Something.

Gosh, Hestia Layton looks like Mary Poppins and I didn't know who she was supposed to be until I scrolled down.
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DirtyPiGGuin17 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008
so basically I got this bit information that maybe you should hear take it or leave it whatever no big deal no skin off my back whatever I'm just throwin it out like a piece of trivia frisby game here nothin big nothin special but,


I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
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geekischic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
Saw these on Tegaki.

Sexy Klavier and Krissisauras just...I don't even know.

I laughed for, like, twenty minutes.
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theEinME Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Student Photographer
LOL!!! haha so i put on my cloak and wizard hat, YOU AGAIN?! hahaha, brilliant
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clamjamfly Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2008
OH GOD I LOVE YOU.

How is it that you just happened to draw for my favorite fandoms for this post? You're a freaking gift from heaven.
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Engelen Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2008  Student Filmographer
your Jet :heart:
and that AJ/dinosaur thing is still one of my favourite things ever :heart:
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:iconkiusa:
kiusa Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
*is scared because of the first picture*
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NekoMage Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2008  Student Artist
OMG QI PUNS :O

Have some bonus points! *BONUSSSS*
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explosive-toaster Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2008  Student
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Kuei x Ursa is my new fave ship, for srs.
And omglol Lady Layton. I died. Several times.

Your depiction of a Disney movie marathon is almost identical to the ones that happen at my house. xD
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ImageC0rrupt3d Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008
i lovvvve pocahontas and i lovvvve how you drew her
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ShadowXSnake Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I put on my robe and wizard hat. YES. GAWD YES.
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SeeNuanRun Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
Love the third one- I could say what it reminds me of; but, then you'd find me pretentious and go out of your way to make me sad :crying: However, I mean it from the bottom of my heart and always have :hug:
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
I am at an art school in a liberal arts university; I eat pretension for breakfast. IT DOES NOT AFFECT ME, I HAVE EVOLVED A SEPARATE STOMACH SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS PURPOSE.

I hope I don't make you sad often! OH MAN I PROBABLY DO CHRIST I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON
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SeeNuanRun Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
You try! But I am strong of will and easily distracted! :w00t: So it's all good :giggle:
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
Lies, I have never put effort into anything in my entire life.
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SeeNuanRun Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
Effort was required to write that response :confused:
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:iconkundagi:
Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
never
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:iconseenuanrun:
SeeNuanRun Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
See! There you go again! Look at all that effort :pointandlaugh:
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yukis-butterfly Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
I nearly snorted out my tea looking at the first one. Great job~
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sprinklez Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ITS A TRA- wait what!?

THIS IS MADNESS
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:iconkundagi:
Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
It's very safe, actually! AND THERE IS A TAMPER RESISTANT SEAL WHICH IS A PRETTY SWEET BONUS

no possibility of entrapment in sight.
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wahay Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Cool painterly stuff.
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friendbeast Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
you just slay me up and down, side to side, all the time
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:iconmcda:
mcda Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
Earth King/Ursa is the OTP... That is Azula with Bosco, yeah?
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
THEY ARE MNT2B
ROYALS IN EXILE IN ****LOVE****
Also Hakoda can come too HE IS LIKE A KING WHERE HE COMES FROM. King of a lot of things.

It's supposed to be Ozai, but I'm pretty sure this was drawn when we only had, like, a 2 minute glimpse of his face so NO BEARD, WHOOPS.
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mcda Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2008
Yeah... OOPS. I thought Azula cuz of her MOMMY issues.
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ashirabe Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Student
THE UNICORN WAS A NICE TOUCH ALKJFLKAJSDLKAJSLD



how have I not seen that before (here's where I admit I also stalk you on tegaki)
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
It for a friend's first (+last?) entry, way back in the way back. She added a rainbow!

Then I feel sorry that you had to see this three times? I DON'T KNOW I FEEL GUILTY WHEN I CROSS POST THINGS KNOWING SOME PEOPLE WATCH ME IN MULTIPLE PLACES forgiveness please
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ashirabe Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008  Student
but I missed the sokka+ .....WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET HIS NAME LKAJSKL:FJKLAJF PIANDAO

fuck yeah, take that goldfish memory!

anyway

I missed the sokka and piandao one so the whole "seen this for the third time thing" is alllll goooodd
I love your art anyway

(also I'm an eavesdropper, esp. on the internet highway, so I noticed the convo about the Kuei/Ursa/Hakoda traveling...

I myself would venture to ask if Piandao can come too? SERIOUSLY URSA/PIANDAO has been in my head since I got the idea after I hypothesized that Ursa was part of the Lotus group and THEN Piandao gave that Lotus tile to Sokka and I was all 'OMG SHE'S TOTALLY HIDING IN HIS PLACE' or she'd come visit him or something

it is a fic idea I've never written ugh)

(hi I'm still talking I need to stop)
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008
HMMMMM I may have seen a Fandom Secret about this VERY SUSPCIOUS
TELL ME, DID I JUST TOTALLY BLOW YOUR MINDDDDDD?




Of course, since I am a total Ursa groupie and I have lost count of how many people she would totally be hot wit, my response to this is WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT


also let us on principle now discuss Piandao/Hakoda.
THEY WOULD BOND OVER TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT SOKKA IS, high fives and manly butt pats ensue?
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ashirabe Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008  Student
I SAW THAT FANDOM SECRET TOO
and I was like "YES I HAVE A THEORIES TWIN"
lol good try though I would have suspected the same thing!

I haven't written in SO LONG I would kill the idea
and yet so much of me is wriggling in anger at that statement and wants to WRITE IT ANYWAY
ok maybe if I have time to make it not suck

Hakoda would constantly wonder what Piandao looks like with his hair down, and Piandao would ferociously refuse to show him as it is not the swordsmen's way to let one's locks flow so freely
but Hakoda would say, "Well, right now you're an exiled pirate, seeing as your nation disowns you, and seeing as you're on my piratey ship. And pirates let their hair down."
and then the whole crew yells FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT so the night ends in tending to bruises and, while the bones set, braiding Piandao's hair
or I'm retarded
we could just go with that
but that would kill Sokka dead oh lawd
"-snort- sokka you have two fathers?"
"shut up scarface it's better than having one psychotic overlord who's idea of punishment is disfigurement and exile SO THERE"
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008
He has THREE daddies, let us not forget Bato.
And, like, seventeen mommies. Hakoda, you playa. A MOMMIE IN EVERY PORT AND PROBABLY A DADDY TOO????? SWEET BONUS.
I am also interested in a world where Hakoda is totally a White Lotus member?

Hakoda puts in some beads and Piandao's all excuse me but wtf are you doing and Hakoda's all IT IS A WARRIOR'S WOLF TAIL and Piandao is all NO IT IS PROOF THAT YOU CANNOT PROPERLY TIE A TOPKNOT but the glass beads I do like, continue

I esp. like the FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT scene, although Pian might be a little too classy for boat brawl. OR IS HE???????? The answer is, not when he's drunk, he's not.



This is so dumb
i'm dumb
...proceed
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toerning Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
HOLY SHIT tegaki has opacity now?!!?!?! i ADORE your tegakis, bad puns and all. i will go bug you there now
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
It's pretty cool, and I'm going to sound like an elitist ass right now, but I really thought it would be a visual blight when they implemented it. That was because so many people can't really handle it very well, and it turns out fug. I am mean, I know. HOW DARE THEY ADD INCREASED FUNCTIONALITY FOR PEOPLE OF ALL SKILL LEVELS.
There are people that can make it work very nicely, so that makes up for it!

You know, you were totally one of my first bookmarks on there! THIS IS TOTALLY NOT A CREEPY THING TO SAY TO YOU, RIGHT?
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stolenpie Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Student Digital Artist
lol sokka
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
'lol sokka' will definitely be the title to my career retrospective when I grow up
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stolenpie Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Student Digital Artist
YEEEES
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UDFlipfloptraeger Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
Ohhh the second one is mighty fine!! And is that a cig because it kinda looks like a lollipop ... coated with blood
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
oh,


OH MY
WORD


Jet, what the hell have you been up to
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AshHulain Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
again you make me question if I have a chance at being an artist. I would hate you if I wasn't so damn in love with you.
p.s. Last Aviator Jet is the bee's knees
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
YES YOU CAN
LIKE
ROSIE THE RIVETER AND SHIT
Did I ever reply to your story times messages? I CAN'T REMEMBER because of how crazy my mail's been acting, but I am thinking probably? ANYWAYS I love the designs and sense of anatomy so obv. someone has it going on, art-wise. HINT: IT IS YOU
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AshHulain Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think I ever got a reply, at least not hear on DA. I'm glad to here you liked the designs though, big prob is how long it takes me to get a finished product. I hope you enjoy the story, pleas get back to me with any comments. Ashhulain@gmail.com
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xandrei Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
TOP ONE MAKES ME SO HOT IN THE PANTS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
DO YOU
WISH TO
GET TO KNOW ME BETTTTTTTER, FRAULEIN???
????
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Kittyjimjams Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
ohhh Sokka's happy face. HAPPY SOKKA.

...and Jet but that kind of goes without saying. Sexy lung cancer.

HEY I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO JUMP AROUND. I do. And if you feed me enough beer, I recite it! In public!
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
C:
he likes it when people praise his artistic decisions

JET YOU ARE GOING TO DIE OF THE BLACK LUNG TWICE AT THIS RATE
I

I very much wish to see this
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Kittyjimjams Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
*clears throat, assumes position, cocks finger-guns*

I'll serve your arse like John McEnroe,
If your girl comes up, I'm smacking the ho.
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs,
I've got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms (that doesn't rhyme, you guys)
And just like the prodigal son, I've returned
Anyone stepping on me will get burned
'Cause I've got the lyrics, and you ain't got none
I'll hit you like the barrels of a shotgun.

ETC.
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rhyein Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
They're all pretty funny, but 2, 3, & 4 are just beautiful. Especially 2. ;D
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Kundagi Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
Your signature quote is very appropriate for number two, too.


Heh, two too.
Tutu.
Balerinas. Sweet.
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rhyein Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. Yes, yes it is, I can tell.

Yay ballerinas!
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