Oh, you must be the one who ist hidink in my rhose bushes at night, yes?

This is probably the closest I'm going to get to a proper halloween picture this year
why did I do this
is it perhaps because VAMPIRES ARE SO DREAMY ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;?????
No,
not so.
Vampires are hella lame.
Though Dracula is cool because his basement is filled with armadillos and I have a crush on Bela Lugosi's voice

SO! I have never read Twilight, the descriptions I've read of the plot fill me with female rage, and the synopsis of the last book in the series actually made me physically sick, but there is something very alluring about Twilight Meta. It is amazing. THE EFFING FANS oh my god those guys. I love those guys.
they are great
comedy funtimes
But since I don't really know what's been done in the fandom, this could be an old joke for all I know. Oh well, doesn't matter.

Anyway.
BelaXEd.wood 4evr.


I will scrap this later, and maybe some day I will actually finish a real picture with clean lineart and colors and crap. But not on this day, son, not on this day.
...o hey check it out I now have no male watchers left.